The More, the Merrier

Fellow Americans,

America’s favorite health care expert, Dr. Anthony Fauci, has determined we must all do more to save the world from the cataclysmic Covid-19 virus.  It’s the same virus that we were initially told came from bats in Wuhan, China.  You know, it’s the virus with a 99% survival rate!  Fortunately, the benevolent, beloved, and big-hearted doctor has more life-saving advice for us!

Dr. Fauci is undoubtedly America’s most honorable, trustworthy, and respectable doctor.  I know this because of his government salary.  Apparently, the better you are the more you get paid.  So it stands to reason that Dr. Fauci is the best doctor in the country because his salary in 2019 was over $417,000!  That makes him the highest paid federal employee in America!  Aren’t we lucky!

In the early days of the Wuhan virus, Dr. Fauci told the world not to worry.  He repeatedly said the Wuhan virus was only as serious as the common flu, and we should all go on about our daily lives as usual.  He also said masks were useless and he even argued against them, saying that we should let the virus run its course so we could quickly achieve “herd immunity.”  But Dr. Fauci was not the only one saying that.  Lots of prominent (I use that word as loosely as possible) people were in agreement with the good doctor.  One such distinguished “person” is our friend Nancy Pelosi.  Do you remember seeing Polident Pelosi on TV living it up in Chinatown and telling us commoners that we should go there and party with her?  She said the Wuhan virus was nothing to fear! 

Not long after his assurance, Dr. Fauci changed direction and said not only should we all wear masks (diapers) over our faces, but we should also self-quarantine to break the chain of transmission!  So, as Dr. Fauci says, the government does!  Lockdowns and lay-offs were immediately imposed on a vibrant economy, bringing it to its knees.  Next, the vaccine was developed and praised as the “solution.”  But is it really?  I ask the question because now “The Fauch” wants us to wear two masks on our faces instead of one!  Is he admitting the vaccine doesn’t work?  And if masks really worked, then why stop at wearing just two?  Why not three or four?  Why not more?  The answer is painfully obvious.  Masks don’t work.  Lockdowns and lay-offs don’t work.  Vaccines won’t work either because the Wuhan is a VIRUS, much like the common flu! 

In my opinion, the government’s deliberate overreaction to the Wuhan virus was designed to enable mass voter fraud in the 2020 presidential election, tank the economy, enable Congress to spend tons of money, and enrich companies that donate to the Democrat Party.  Most of all, it was about government control over we, the people.  In with fascism, out with liberty!  Good thing this is only temporary, right?  This will only stop when we demand it!  May God bless you, our legitimate leaders, and the United States of America!

Dan Landi

Kidder, MO 

The Caldwell County News

101 South Davis
P.O. Box 218
Hamilton, MO 64644
Phone: 816-583-2116

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